I always wondered what the bullies on the playground did when they grew up. Also? People, celebrity or not, are SUPPOSED to look like they don’t have make up on when they DON’T HAVE MAKE UP ON, you asshats. #sothere #bodyimage
And for the record? This is me. Without make up. Or the damn I’m supposed to be giving about the fact that I don’t have any on.
The raised eyebrow is for the editor who said “to hell with it” when they realized it was a slow news day. Next month might I suggest a cover with pictures of therapists without make up on? Because this month’s readers are gonna need one, you idiot.